EUPHIE #2: S-G-S-G

  S-G-S-G   [Personals Reference]

Definition:  abbreviation.  Straight Guy in Skinny Jeans (plural or singular).  These men often travel in packs with their girlfriends of whom they share a wardrobe.  Can be found on the covers of Vogue and Details for the more notorious SGSG. Your common SGSG can most always be found lurking by a Hot Topic. 


Usage:  Can be expressed within earshot of an SGSG as most SGSG are oblivious to the world; a necessary skill to not notice that everyone is staring at your moose knuckles.  To train your eye for spotting a gaggle of SGSG, perch yourself wherever "distressed" Converses are sold. 



Example A.  (Personal Quote)
"Who are those SGSG in your profile pic?  They look like they're a dirty martini away from the Ritz."

Example B.  (In Conversation)

GIRL #1:  He was a terrible host!
ENRICO:  No way.  He was soooo funny.
GIRL #1:  Not at all.  He was stoned.  James Franco is a stoner mess.
ENRICO:  A funny stoner mess.
GIRL #1:  You just think he's handsome.
ENRICO:  Soooooo cute.  I don't care if he was good or not.
GIRL #1: Ah hah!
ENRICO:  What?  I don't care, he's still my favorite SGSG.


Example C.  (As an Compliment)

"That's your boyfriend? The SGSG?  Nailed it."
"I'm pretty sure that Bieber is gonna be attractive when he grows up.  I think he's gonna launch a SGSG clothing line one day. That's if he doesn't turn into a full blown lesbian." 

Moose Knuckles.

 BONUS Interview
 KELVIN:  SGSG?
 ENRICO:  Straight Guys Skinny Jeans.
 KELVIN:  You do realize that that would be SGS-J.
 ENRICO:  I don't care.