TENDER TOUCH [The Seventh Sense]
Definition: sexy noun. Physical contact with anyone of whom you are mildly attracted to. Must inherently carry a sense of need, longing, desire. The Tender Touch is often craved with passion.
Usage: Like Ghetto Mac, Tender Touch is also often prefaced with "dat". "Dat Tender Touch". In most cases, dat Tender Touch is cured by a night with dat Supple Meat (definition TBA).
Spooning with wood.
Example A. (Personal Quote)
"When is it going to stop raining? I'm getting a case of cabin fever and I really need to go out and get dat tender touch."
Example B. (In Conversation)
RENAISSANCE DINER WAITER: What can I get you?
ENRICO: Coffee. Spaghetti. Coffee and Spaghetti.
WAITER: You look tired, maybe you should go home.
ENRICO: Must. Find. Tender. Touch.
Example C. (A Poem)
Monday Tuesday Wedn'sday for sure
Thursday Friday Saturday for more
Sunday, I won't ask if it's too much
Can't get enough of that Tender Touch.
"Sorry, Latin Baby Beckhams. I'll take dat Tender Touch
anywhere I can get it!"
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